Thursday, February 14, 2008

I should open a florist shop

Happy Valentine's Day!!!

The price for roses sky rockets today! All florist are earning $$$; goodness knows how many times compare to normal days. Just an example: 1 bunch of roses on normal day would cost $20, then during Valentine's it shoots up to $100.

Here is my plan: My shop will be called "Uh-Oh" and you can buy the flowers via my website, which is *www.uh-oh.com.au* (unfortunately this website has already been taken up... hahaha). Accepts visa and masters... hehehe

I'll open a florist which includes holiday package deals; $300/$400/$500...etc. The prices for these holiday packages varies depending on destinations and the number of days the client chooses and I'll sell the flowers for $50 a bunch.

It specialises on deliverying a day after the occasion; Valentine's/birthdays/Mother's day...etc

Target market: Forgetful / Last Minute boyfriends, husbands, lovers

We deliver the flowers to your doorstep with sincerely apologies written on the delivery card:

Dear Miss/Ms/Mrs XXX, due to the excessive demands in our shop, we were not able to deliver the flowers ordered by Mr XXX (your other half) yesterday. Please accept our sincerest apologies, and we have attached a holiday package for you and your love ones on a 3 days 2 nights trip to Hamilton Island. Sorry for the inconveniece caused.

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Good idea hor!!!......

ps: and my company changes it's name every 2 years so that the girls would not be suspicious, The website will remain the same... hehehe

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